Oh dude

If you lose your wallet and have no id, you're so screwed you might as well be at the wrong end of a powertool. Nobody wants to give you ID if you don't have ID, and you can't get on a plane, or even a TRAIN now, without it.

Anybody want to teleport me to NC for my brother's graduation?

*runs away to compose a way to say "yeah, mom, I
m not coming to the graduation, and, oh, yeah, it's because I lost all my important ID, and in case you hadn't noticed, we're living in a police state"*

Uncle fuckery.

Oh, breaking news - I'm taking a bus. Yipe, or Yippee? I do not know.